Magic The Gathering: You Can't Tap That!

Redirecting now.. right after some flavour text

Flavour text in magic the gathering refers to italicized sentences on the bottom of magic cards that bring life or "flavour" to the card via humour, wit, or a glimpse into the subject's history. After all, the characters, weapons and spells in the card game often have roots in novels and lore. 

1. "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage

2. "We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."

Day 31: I have succeeded in my time reversal experiment.
Day 30: I might have a problem here.